My name is Alan Never, I live in England with my parents and annoying older sister, Alina Never. Aline looks like a furious, pink balloon that’s about to pop (thanks to me). We also have a cat named Blissa Never. I got her for my 10th birthday. Alina hates Blissa because: Blissa sneaks into her room and covers her clothes in fur, Blissa scratches her claws of Alina’s posters of DUDE 4 (her favorite band) and I got Blissa for my 10th birthday so she carries my “birthday vibe” around.
Got to go now. Homework